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-pics, including okay butt and mediocre cock, selfies, pictures of my food, memes and cat pics. Maybe on occasion I'll put something in my butt, you don't know my life.
-videos, sometimes of me doing hobby stuff, sometimes of me doin the cums. Variety is a a spice, I'm told.
-status updates that should go on twitter but twitter sucks now
-the ability to dm whenever, I'm a good listener and I read my dms every day, if you wanna talk about the shitty day you had at work, that's cool bud your boss sucks. also tell me about how horny I make you, that's cool.
-the knowledge that you are sustaining my habit of weed and cheese and buying little gifts for my cats and roommates.
tips get faster dm responses but I always respond!
