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Step into my office, make yourself at home! Allow me to introduce myself with the most crucial of information:
I love: lifting heavy things, getting dressed up, then subsequently getting naked on the internet, wordplay, dancing, my roommate's dog, pretending to be cranky, gin, Christmas, the specific smell of spring, art, and all things related to sex and sex-positivity.
I do not love: mornings, hypocrisy, hot beverages, the judgment in the eyes of the mechanic when you have to say "not today..." to the other services suggested when getting an oil change, and the fact that Legos are so expensive.
Step into my office, make yourself at home! Allow me to introduce myself with the most crucial of information:
I love: lifting heavy things, getting dressed up, then subsequently getting naked on the internet, wordplay, dancing, my roommate's dog, pretending to be cranky, gin, Christmas, the specific smell of spring, art, and all things related to sex and sex-positivity.
I do not love: mornings, hypocrisy, hot beverages, the judgment in the eyes of the mechanic when you have to say "not today..." to the other services suggested when getting an oil change, and the fact that Legos are so expensive.
