7 Things You Should Try in the bedroom (or outside) Before You Die

No sense beating about the bush on this one… no pun intended. We’re all gonna be dead one day, and none of us are getting out of this life alive. In which case, why the hell are you sitting around being boring?

You've already seen every episode of The Office twice, your weekend plans usually involve a hangover with a bad takeaway, and (be honest) if you have to small talk your way through one more boring first date, you’ll lose it.

Time is ticking, people, and you don’t want to clock out of this world without a few wild stories in your back pocket. So, in the spirit of "screw it, why not?" here are 7 things you should try before you’re pushing up daisies.

1. BDSM: The Kinky World of Control (Or Losing It)

OK, you might think “Fifty Shades” was written for people who are just too polite to swear, but the real deal? Whole different ball game. BDSM (that's Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, Submission, and a few other things that make prudes blush) isn’t about abuse or doing anything you don’t want to.

It’s about trust, pushing boundaries, and finding out that maybe you enjoy being a little tied up… or doing the tying. It’s not just about the kink either; for a lot of people, it’s an eye-opener in communication, honesty, and getting out of their damn comfort zone. Yep, whips and chains might just set you free.

2. Live Cam Girls: Because Sometimes, You Just Want a Little Company

Let’s say you’re in the mood for something a little more… interactive than that old PornHub bookmark. Enter: Live cam girls. They’re real, they’re in the moment, and unlike that latest Netflix documentary, they’ll actually acknowledge your presence. Think of it as a super fun way to blow off steam without the drama of dating apps or that awkward morning-after coffee situation.

Plus, no need to leave the comfort of your own couch – or wherever you’ve got yourself propped up at the time. It’s a safe, shame-free space to explore your fantasies and get as nasty as you like. And no, nobody’s judging.

3. A Threesome (Or More): Twice The Fun… Or Maybe Three Times?

Who hasn’t thought about a threesome? Even for like… a hot second? It’s like pizza—two toppings are great, but three? Even better. True, there’s a lot of logistics to consider (it’s not quite as easy as porn makes it look), but when you get it right, a threesome is one hell of an experience.

It’s not just about sex, either. It’s about pushing the boundaries of intimacy and trying something that most people are way too scared to admit they want. So maybe you and your partner (or that sexy friend) should throw it out there. Worst case scenario, everyone has an awkward laugh and a drink. Best case? Best night of your life.

4. Professional Escorts: Because Sex Can Be About You For Once

Debunking a little myth here: Hiring an escort isn’t something to be ashamed of. In fact, it’s one of the most straightforward (and, let’s be honest, drama-free) ways to fulfill your fantasies. It’s professional. You know exactly what you’re getting, and the experience is about you.

No worrying about who’s texting who, or if there’s “chemistry”. It’s a transaction, sure, but that means no strings, no games, just a good time. So if you’ve ever been curious, hammer “high-end escorts near me” into your search bar, and just… enjoy the ride.

5. Sex In A Public Place: Because We’re All A Little Naughty

Let’s not pretend we haven’t all had a moment where we thought, “Could we do it here?” Whether it’s a bathroom stall at your favorite bar or (God forbid) a back alley after a night out, there’s something seriously horny about getting frisky in public.

It’s the danger of getting caught, the excitement of doing something taboo. Plus it’s hot as hell when it’s spontaneous and out-of-the-norm. Just make sure you know the rules in your area (public indecency charges? Not as sexy).

6. Shooting a Video: Don’t Lie – You’ve Thought About It

We’ve all got a little Kim K in us,. You might not plan on breaking the internet, but there’s something about filming yourself and your partner (or partners) that hits different. It’s raw, it’s real, and there’s a freaky thrill in seeing yourself go at it from a different angle.

The beauty? No one has to see it but you. Shoot it, enjoy it, delete it. Or… you know, keep it for those lonely nights when you need a reminder of just how damn hot you are.

7. Batting For the Other Team: Hear Me Out…

Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking: “Not for me, never gonna happen. Pervert” But here’s the thing—don’t knock it ‘til you try it. We spend so much of our lives worried about what other people might think or what we “should” like that we sometimes forget to just explore.

Sexuality can be a spectrum, and, well, you might surprise yourself. Curiosity doesn’t kill the cat in this case, it just opens up a whole new Pandora’s box to explore. Who knows, maybe you’re 90% straight, but that 10%? Absolute fireworks.